
I'm secretly Harry Potter. But don't tell anyone.
My dream began where I was looking around for a place to eat. I happened to be at a mall that was half mall, half parking structure.. So you had cars and people driving and parking in the same place that others walked. Oddly, it seemed very coordinated and natural (so I didn't give it another thought) I found a few places to eat, but for some reason, when they saw ME come, they raised their prices 500%. (Either they thought I was rich, hungry, dumb, or they simply didn't like me) I chose a brunch place and started eating. (Now this part was weird:) Suddenly I found that I was BLIND. I tried to open my eyes and realized I could see, but it was very blurry and the effort was too great, so I closed my eyes again and realized I could still see.
Dreamer's Note #2: I realized that I opened my eyes in real life, thus the blurriness and effort to open them. I've done this a few times, though usually it's the effort of talking till I finally grunt something out and startle myself awake. I'm guessing opening my eyes doesn't startle me as much as vocalizing because I just kept dreaming.. Continued below.
Since I overcame my blindness, I decided to start working for an ad agency where the boss was Steve Carell. Unfortunately he was actually a huge jerk. He was also cheap, because instead of having an office for us, we met in the middle of the mall next to the fountain and benches. (envision 10-15 men and women in nice business suits balancing their laptops on one hand while they try to look professional standing in front of Cinna-bon) Steve was ALSO a doctor apparently, because every so often a person would come up to him for an 'appointment'.
It was at this moment that I realized I was Harry Potter (???) and decided I had enough of this guy, so I zapped Steve Carell with my wand and changed the entire scene, but not before Ron ran in and did some contrived antic.
After I zapped, I was Danielle again. But this time I was wearing a fat suit, but only the lower half. I liked it because I could rest things on top of my 'legs' while I still stood up. I was playing garage base-ket dodge ball with a group of day camp kids (This game was basketball, baseball, dodgeball, and hopscotch and it was played in a garage) I also sucked at it because I kept missing the ball which would travel into another game's playing field and hit kids in the face.
I ran away from the angry kids into a place where I was helping a group of people attack a giant rock golem. We beat the golem pretty quickly (once I came) but I got bored quickly and wandered off.
Conclusion: I ended up walking down an empty street with my friend Alex. We tried to go see a movie, which seems to be my drive the last few nights, but it turns out we were in a ghost town so we walked down the road till I woke up.

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